The next couple of hours will be filled with laughter

EDIT: And supposedly tears according to everyone else. I don’t want Michael to leave :(

I’m not quite sure how much I like the idea of Will Ferrell replacing Steve Carell on The Office. I can’t stand the guy. He’s just not funny in my opinion, and I’m worried one of my favourite shows will become complete shit.

Michael: What are you doing? What are you doing?
Erin: Ugh, in the foster home my hair was my room
Michael: …

When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you know whats fill up with you know what and then her shirt gets you know… hehehe that would be funny. - Kevin Malone

Look at that fucking hipster.

“In a ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand would just be a fist for punching.”