So a couple of friends and I decided to go to a café and catch up after not seeing each other for, like, six months. We sit down, start sipping our coffee, talk a bit, and all of a sudden this random chick gets on stage and starts rapping. It’s an open mic café if you didn’t catch on.

Well, do you know what’s worse than bad rap? Bad rap in French. Yeah.

We got up and left.